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10 Types Of Meters That Every Autowala Bhaiya Must Introduce.

Published On : 27 Feb 2017

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10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.

10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.


Divya Gupta | Mantriji Author
Divya Gupta
Mantriji Content Manager

    

 1.)Yokozuna meter

Autowala :  extra luggage extra cost , madam..

Me :   I mean seriously , charging according to weight, if Yokuzana were to fit in your auto, I wonder how much you would charge to him.
 

         10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.

 
2.)Useless meter

Autowala:  Meter not working .

Me : kya ! kya ! kya ! Brilliant…so should I fix it now. Another lame excuse for charging extra  than actual fair.
 

              10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.

 
3)The Burning meter

Autowala : Madam, CNG mehnga ho gya hai

Me: Haan to main toh mehngayi proof hoon naa.. inflation burns my pocket too…!!
 

              10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.

 
4.) Swallowing meter

Autowala : Wapas sawari nahi milengi

Me : Did I ask you to drop me at blackhole, that swallows up your sawaris.
 

          10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.

 
5.) Hanuman meter

Autowala : Wahan bahut traffic hoga , phas jayenge.

Me:  Yeah…paying you extra will give your  gear some hanuman magical powers.
 

              10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.

 
6.) Scary meter

Autowala : Night charge double madam.

Me:  People walking around in the night time looks ghostly and the scary night haunts  and compels us to accept their illegal auto fare demands.
 

              10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.

 
7.) Round off meter

Autowala:  I have no change.. meter says 16 but we can settle at 20.

Me:   Really…your maths is good. Were you a disciple of John Nash..huh.
 

              10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.

 
8.) The lootera meter

Autowala : its raining , extra lagenge.

Me : they know we wont’ deny. So why not charge some extra money? “Lo aaya mausam lootne ka .”
 

                10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.

 
9.)Lazy meter

Autowala:  This place is out of city.

Me : oh so this lazy meter wants one bag of motivation.
 

                   10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.

 
10.) Meter- The master of economics

Autowala: itni pass nahi jaate , cost cover nahi ho payegi.

Me : ohh…hmm. I start recollecting economic principles. Well I guess economics is all based on assumptions and this is his economics.
 

                10 types of meters that every autowala bhaiya must introduce.

 
You can always protest for what’s right or wrong, but after an exhausted day all you want to do is take an overcharged ride and hate them forever.

 
Share with us some of the funny excuses you have heard in your daily life =D


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